Q. Why Does The Easter Bunny Hide His Eggs?
A. Because He Doesn't Want Anyone To Know He's Screwing Around With A
Chicken.
Q. What Is The Best Thing About Having Alzheimer's Disease?
A. You Can Hide Your Own Easter Eggs!
Q. What Does It Mean When The Easter Bunny Arrives One Day Late With
Melted Candy?
A. He Probably Had A Bad Hare Day.
Q. What Do You Call The Easter Bunny After A Hard Day's Work? A.
Tired.
Q. What Did The Duckling Say When He Saw His First Colored Easter
Egg? A. Oh, Look At The Orange Marmalade.