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The Black Panties

The Black panties

Jenni had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Jenni said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to
meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for a couple of weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in
Wisconsin.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood
nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was
the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his
birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

Mulla Nasarudin Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin said to his girlfriend. "What do you say we do something different tonight, for a change?"

"O.K.," she said. "What do you suggest?"

"YOU TRY TO KISS ME," said Nasrudin, "AND I WILL SLAP YOUR FACE!"

Difference between Stress, Tension and Panic

What's the Difference Between STRESS, TENSION and PANIC?

STRESS is when Wife is Pregnant.
TENSION is when Girlfriend is Pregnant.
PANIC is when Maid is Pregnant!!

..and lastly......

SUPER PANIC is when they find your pregnant maid cut up in the bushes of Orchard Road.

Have a Nice day!!!!!